Thenightispretty

Waiting For Nothing; Your Own Lie

2009-05-27T00:16:00.004+08:00

Local band! Amazing song.

The official website
http://waitingfornothing.tk

Girl at 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68

2009-05-22T20:52:00.001+08:00

You know what is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
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At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 - If you take her to bed, that will be a story!!

Meow

2009-05-12T23:10:00.002+08:00

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2009-05-09T22:01:00.001+08:00

How to bathe your cat.

2009-05-07T16:55:00.002+08:00

Dear Cat Owner,

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Very squeezy.

2009-05-06T20:46:00.001+08:00

Hey guys I am at starbucks currently. Just wanna share this:
A fat girl and a group of friends are finding seats here, her friends chose one.. then she say, "Its squeezy here leh, lets go that side.."

It seems that she doesn't realize that she's fat.

Thought that

2009-05-05T03:58:00.002+08:00

Thought that i would just drop by to say hi, though i doubt that anyone comes here, except for me.

Well nothing much lately, just irritated by the thingy blocking my images. Have no idea how to fix that. And I'm considering whether to get sims2 or wait for sims3, because sims3 is really expensive, ($70++).. It is to me, expensive.

I gotta go to bed now. Because i have to get up really early. For school. Well not entirely but, laters..

2009-05-02T03:21:00.002+08:00

SIMS 3 IS COMING SOON

Be sure to grab yours!

Marriage

2009-04-29T00:37:00.001+08:00

A very.. interesting topic... Marriage.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her..
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other but still they stay together.Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
does a woman want? 'Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me.Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't.'Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong..Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy..Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Maybe I should start too.

2009-04-27T02:17:00.006+08:00

I think I should start posting pictures in here. But I won't be popping here so often. Well..

Oh yea, I decided to cut my hair shorrrt.

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

2009-04-14T18:33:00.001+08:00

April 13, 2009
UK's bizarre holiday complaints

LONDON - THOMAS Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents have released a list of the strangest complaints made by British tourists said reports on Monday.

The list even included one where a tourist complained that his honeymoon was ruined after he saw an aroused elephant, leading to feelings of inadequacy.

British travellers also complained that beaches were 'too sandy' and another one was upset when they discovered fish swimming in the sea.

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled," the tourist said.

The most common complaints were about nature; implying that the British population don't know much about the natural world.

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite," a holidaymaker complained.

In another complaint a British guest at a Novotel hotel in Australia said his soup was too thick and strong, not realising he had been supping from the gravy boat reported news.com.au.

One of the oddest complaints came from a female traveller who blamed her hotel for her pregnancy.

"My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant,' the guest said.

'This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

Other complaints included 'there are too many Spanish people in Spain' and 'too much curry served in restaurants in India'.

How?

2009-03-18T01:07:00.002+08:00

Alright, I am super hungry now and i really feel like calling Mac delivery. But they disappointed me a lot since last week when i called TWICE! But there were no service provided. NB..

After 2 weeks holidays I'm back to school now. School has been not bad. Just that I really really need to buck up. Seriously..

Remember that girl I was talking about? Yea I managed to get her number. But things are turning out what I expected, which was NOT good. HAHA.

Oh yea I bought my camera! Canon 450D. Really good camera. Still got LOTS of shit to learn about photography. You can check my work out at my flickr account. http://www.flickr.com/photos/just2of-us/

That's all man. I gotta try Mac again. HUNGRY ARGH!!

Just a story

2009-02-26T02:28:00.000+08:00

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said,
' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

God led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it impossible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shudder! ed at the sight of their misery ! and suffering.

God said, 'You have seen Hell..'

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

The people were equiped with the same long-handled spoons, but herethe people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand..'

It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill.

You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.

Where did you go, my Singapore of old?

2009-02-26T01:08:00.002+08:00

I AM a 45-year-old Singaporean much in love with this country, which I am proud to call home. Over the years, I have visited a few other beautiful countries, but I cannot see myself living anywhere else but in Singapore.
However, as much as I call Singapore my home, there is almost nothing of it I can connect to when I try to look back in memory.

A few weeks ago, I decided to drive my parents around to revisit places to try to recapture the fond memories of our earlier years. There was almost no place familiar left to go. Almost everything has been eradicated. It was a sad morning.

I am sure, to the zealots of change and development, this means nothing at all, and others may say people like me are like a broken record (nostalgia) that gets stuck and plays the same thing over and over, but I feel it is very sad.

The little we have left is also about to go: the last kampung in Buangkok, the New Seventh Storey Hotel and so on. Who needs the kampung in Buangkok when there is the shiny plastic version in Geylang Serai, right? After all, it is clean, safe and pristine.

With reference to last Monday's letter by Ms Lisa Healey-Cunico, 'Let Singapore shape itself naturally', I fully agree that Singapore has lost much of its soul. It truly seems we have an unquenchable need to wipe out and develop anything and everything. Alternatively, if a place is deemed worthy of heritage, redevelopment sets in with the original tenants, who contributed to the colour of the place, removed because of high rent and commercialisation.

Maybe I am just getting old, but I would like to be able to visit some places in Singapore with nothing added but a few coats of paint over the years. I resort to flea markets for photocopy pictures sold at three for $10. I used these to share old stories with my parents and daughters. That is all there is. Needless to say, one of my favourite haunts is Sungei Road. I am certain it is already in someone's plans for eradication.

I appeal to whoever can make the difference, please leave some things as they are.

I love you, Singapore, but I fear I do not remember you.

Vincent Paul Carthigas

Its sad to many that they do not recognise what Singapore was back then. Its a sad fact we have to face that this country needs to develop.

OH YA THURSDAY

2009-02-25T18:04:00.002+08:00

Forgot to mention! Tomorrow I'll be in the same class as the girl whom i saw at powerhouse last Friday.
Hope the conversation does not goes like this:
Me: Hey you were at powerhouse last friday right?
Girl: Ya.... So?
Me: :((

HAHAHAHAHHAH what the fuck..

Decided to blog again.

2009-02-25T16:25:00.002+08:00

Yea, decided to blog again because there is nothing else better to do online.
Wtf lol.

Last week of school fucking hell! Need to complete many many many assignments and yet i'm still here. Later i go do la ok.

End of story. Just stay tuned for more. :)