Waiting For Nothing; Your Own Lie

Local band! Amazing song.



The official website
http://waitingfornothing.tk

Girl at 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68

You know what is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
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At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 - If you take her to bed, that will be a story!!

Meow

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How to bathe your cat.

Dear Cat Owner,

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Very squeezy.

Hey guys I am at starbucks currently. Just wanna share this:
A fat girl and a group of friends are finding seats here, her friends chose one.. then she say, "Its squeezy here leh, lets go that side.."

It seems that she doesn't realize that she's fat.

Thought that

Thought that i would just drop by to say hi, though i doubt that anyone comes here, except for me.

Well nothing much lately, just irritated by the thingy blocking my images. Have no idea how to fix that. And I'm considering whether to get sims2 or wait for sims3, because sims3 is really expensive, ($70++).. It is to me, expensive.

I gotta go to bed now. Because i have to get up really early. For school. Well not entirely but, laters..